Digital circuits are made from analog parts.

Is a computer language with goto's totally Wirth-less?

An engineer is someone who does list processing in Fortran.

Programmers get overlaid.

GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.

Shift to the left, shift to the right, mask in, mask out, BYTE, BTYE,
BYTE!!!

Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.

Every interesting program has at least one variable, one branch, and one
loop .......And at least one bug!

Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of them over in the
corner.

If it works, Don't fix it.

You scratch my tape, and I'll scratch yours.

COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Morfy's law: Enythink thit ken go rong willl.

Basic is a high level languish.

Computer programs never die, they just get lost in the processing.

On a clear disk you can seek forever.

Programming Department: Mistakes made while you wait.

Happiness is twin floppies.

Happiness is a hard disk.

Teamwork is vital! (It gives you someone to blame.)

I'm all for computer dating, But I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.

The expert is a person who avoids the small errors as he sweeps on to
the grand fallacy.

Documentation is the castor oil of programming...Managers know it must
be good because the programmers hate it so much.

The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity -
the rest is overhead for the operating system.

The generation of ramdom numbers is too important to be left to chance.

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be
the process of putting them in.

Computers Unite! You have nothing to lose but your operators.

F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!

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