To the Ladies:
 
  The following reflects some old-fashioned ideas which
we all know have no validity anymore.It is reprinted here for its
historical interest and amusement value only. 
If I ever had to choose which I would rather be abandoned with on
some deserted island there is no question as to my choice!

                 Why Beer is Better than Women
                  -----------------------------

  1. You can enjoy a beer any time of the month.
  2. Beer stains wash out.
  3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
  4. Your beer will wait patiently in the car
     while you play sports.
  5. If your beer goes flat you can toss it.
  6. Beer is never late.
  7. Hangovers go away.
  8. A beer doesn't get angry if you get
     another beer.
  9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
  10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick
     up a beer.
  11. Beer never has a headache.
  12. After you have had a beer the bottle is
     still worth a dime.
  13. A beer won't get upset if you come home
     with beer on your breath.
  14. If you pour beer right, you'll get good
     head.
  15. You can have more than one beer in a
     night and not feel guilty.
  16. A beer always goes down easily.
  17. You can share a beer with your friends.
  18. You always know you are the first one to
     pop a beer.
  19. Beer doesn't demand legality.
  20. You can enjoy a beer in public.
  21. A beer doesn't care when you come home.
  22. A frigid beer is a good beer.